Michigan

I dunno how accurate any of this stuff is.
I only live here, after all.

Haha but really, this is all just stuff I heard. <3
And like, I've only lived in one of these places, and my experiences with the people from other places hasn't been immense or anything, so if my generalization of a region is just toootally off, I'm sorry. xD
_{Also, my spelling of "yooper" is just phonetic; I have no idea if that's how it actually goes. xD}

When I think east, the first thing I think is Detroit, which makes me think GANGSTAS, but I know a couple people from the better parts around Detroit, so... Have the strange middle-ground of baggy sweaters and beanies.

When I think west, I think Grand Rapids, which makes me think conservative businessmen and also art students and art and also art, and I'm not gonna draw a businessman, so. Have the smokin' (literally) kid in a hoodie.

And the U.P. makes me think of huntin' and wilderness. And mountain men?
I don't even.

_{WEARING HOODIES IS COOL.
KEEPING BOTH YOUR HANDS IN YOUR HOODIE POCKETS IS EVEN COOLER.}

Also, for some reason there is Mackinac Bridge, Mackinac Island, and Mackinaw City?
And they're all pronounced "mack-in-awe"?
Why, Michigan.
Why.